Everything about Jersey Shore including quotes, videos and episode guides
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JerseyShore, now in its fifth season, is MTV's most popular reality show featuring college-age Italian American kids from theJerseyShore. The four girls and four guys have come up with their own 'language' and some of their quotes are making their way across the country and around the world. Some are funny, some are stupid, and most require a regular audience with the television show to figure out what is really going on.
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Mike 'the Situation' Sorrentino
"I ain't wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the shirt."
"I mean this situation is gonna be indescribable, you can't even describe the situation that you're about to get into the situation."
"No no no no no, we coordinated a feast as you were getting your nail and your hair did today."
"G.T.L. baby. Gym, Tanning, Laundry."
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
"We are going to Space.. Space means like guidos juicehead gorillas, sexy, tanned, sweaty boys.. & house music."
Snooki: I'm not white. JWOWW: What are you? Snooki: Tan.
"Word of the day: sympathetic. That’s a big word."
"I can't see any ice creams, I can't see any customers, cuz I'm a f*ckin' Smurf."
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
"Get ready to party, get out there, get filthy, creepy and weird."
[JerseyShoremath] "Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o’clock, we’ve been here since 12 o’clock, 5 hours is like enough."
"This whole thing is with Sam, she wants nothing to do with you. I closed that deal a long time ago; I already got the title for that closing."
"He better not hope I don't find out his name, bro."
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Jennifer 'JWOWW' Farley
"I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off."
"I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell."
"Get some food. Feel better. Drink heavily."
"I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham."
To check out a more extensive collection of quotes made by different members of the cast, click on each individual cast members quotes directly below:
Mike ‘the Situation’ Sorrentino quotes
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